December
2007
why dont they fly?!
i wonder…
well, reindeer fly, for sure. but why dont those little light up reindeers that go in your front yard just randomly start to fly away? are they not magical enough? i think that they should be pretty magical. ahaaa.
but anyways, why cant the reindeer in my front yard fly, or carry a strangly fat man? HUH? I DIDNT THINK SO.
i wonder why they say how amazing these reindeers are like in rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and all of that.. stuff.
i mean, if rudolph can lead the way, and he is a REINDEER, then how come my REINDEER in my front yard cant ‘lead the way’? i hitched a sleigh *well an orange paper plate* to the reindeer with some purple yarn in my front yard and i put a clown nose on the reindeer to make it be rudolph. i said ‘up up and AWAYYYYYY’ but no. the mean stupid reindeer didnt want to take off in flight. so i sat there in my front yard looking like an idiot while sitting on a tiny paper plate that was tied to a lit reindeers butt. yes
so i wonder why they cannot fly. got an answer? i will make you food.
i think you should sprinkle some magic reindeer dust on to them. and i think i will try that to, cause mine don’t fly either…
i think that i should tie an airplane to my reindeer with purpley yarn :].
you have to make sure you feed them enough magic reindeer food and then they will fly. i think i have some extra somewhere…. if it doesnt work, its probably because theyre plastic
scuse me, but i believe that they are made of some sort o’ metal. ;].
oh, sorry, my mistake